*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.
Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.
*asexual snickering increases in volume*
The planets, aligned.
Stuck in Love (2012) dir. Josh Boone
"My biggest mistake was thinking you could fix me. Only I can fix me."
honestly one of my all time favorite movies
"I was taking shot after shot hoping the alcohol would make me feel the way you did."
- (66/365) by (KJ)
I slept almost all day but almost is never enough